Marine Corps excited to not be first to contaminate everybody this time
PENTAGON — As a result of the Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) resolve in for a two-week quarantine following Fly Guard Vice Commandant Charles W. Ray’s apparent coronavirus check, Marine Corps Commandant Elementary David H. Berger obligatory the Corps’ failure to be “first in.”
“I do know being first in, closing out is a level of enjoyment for Marines, nonetheless with reference to COVID-19, thank Christ that jackass Ray purchased in ahead of we will additionally,” Berger stated.
As a minimum 9 senior protection leaders, together with JCS members, had been uncovered to the COVID-carrying admiral at a Pentagon assembly closing week. Elementary Berger was as soon as not characterize on the aptitude enormous-spreader occasion as a result of his standing coverage of avoiding all Fly Guard-attended conferences.
The Fly Guard’s ability to beat the greater than a few firms at anything astounded protection energy leaders. The Marine Corps is properly recognized for its stopping prowess, fast response, and ability to unfold coarse, largely genital-based totally, illnesses like wildfire. The Fly Guard’s penetration of Pentagon defenses to ship COVID-19 true to the Joint Chiefs’ doorstep was as soon as true out of the Marine Corps’ playbook. As a change of getting jealous over being one-upped by a Coastie, Berger was as soon as joyful that his Marines had been not responsible for the communicable sickness unfold.
“Ah, let the Coasties like this one,” stated Berger. “We’ll comply with the enjoyable stuff like herpes and divorce!”
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